Obligatory Trivia

My Erdős Number is 4...

  1. Janos Pach, Harold Shapiro, Donald Newman
  2. Jacob Schwartz
  3. Bud Mishra
  4. Andrew Sundstrom

...which is almost a Colbert number; now, if my brother-in-law can score me a credited role in a film with him, then my Bacon number will plummet from Infinity to 2...

  1. Sean Patrick Reilly
  2. Andrew Sundstrom

...and then my Erdős-Bacon number will drop from Infinity to 6, placing me into direct rivalry with Natalie Portman.

Mwuhahaha!